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Computer



Jokes about the computer:

Thanks to the invention of computers, Tetris has become not only much more accessible, but also much safer than in ancient times.

— Hello, do you have any mice?
— No.
— And when will they be?
— I don't know.
— Is this a computer store?
— No, it's an apartment.

— Hello, I am the Albonian virus. — Due to the terrible poverty of my creator and the low level of technology development
in our country, I am unable to cause any harm to your computer.
— Therefore, I ask you very much, please erase some important file for yourself, and then send me by mail to other recipients.
Thank you in advance for your understanding and cooperation.

— Dad, can I sit at the computer? - of course... Just don't turn it on.

— Good afternoon, customer support? My computer won't turn on.
I took off the lid, there are some wires, microchips, everything is intact, and a dried spider.
I don't really understand it... Need to buy a new spider?

I'm sitting at the computer, I hear my husband has come…
I shout without turning around: — Honey! Do you want something to eat? - yes! Cable from the Internet!

— We brought the computer to "sort it out". Complaints — strange sounds at work.
— I figured it out... - I saw such a scared hamster for the first time in my life!

In Russian roulette, admins use a blonde instead of a bullet.
She is put in turn at her computer with full access rights to the system.

What is the difference between American and Russian cultures?
An American, installing a pirated version of Windows on his computer, says: — I saved 300 dollars on this.
The Russian says it differently: — The Gates dog didn't receive another $300.

— How can you make money with only a computer and the desire to make money?
— Sell the computer.

— Yesterday, the US Supreme Court sentenced hacker Gojko Mitic to 25 years in a high-security penal colony.
According to the central computer of the US police, tomorrow at 12 p.m., having fully served his sentence, he is released...

A woman in a perfume store: — Tell me, do you have perfumes with the smell of a computer? Seller: — What??
— Computer! I just want my husband to pay more attention to me!



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